Vacuuming a lit cigarette when the vacuum is filled with gunpowder
3 questions: why
Who, in their right mind, would think about doing this!?!?????
Aw man I just spilled all my antique gunpowder collection better vacuum it up and aw dog there goes ma cigarette better suck that up too and oh shit
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my brain when i try to exit my mid-day fantasy daydream to focus on real tasks:
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DC and Marvel black comic characters art by Luciano Vecchio.
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You said it yourself, bitch.
We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Request by @avengers4s: A favorite scene from Hercules
Meg’s sacrifice.
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u ever just get possessed and just take a jello out of its shell to hold Him Gently
Hold Him Gently.
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One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard
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