ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently


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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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(Source: magicconchshelly)


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clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

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youfinallycamehometome:

d-diggity:

girl drop it to the floor

I have deep concerns for the human race

youfinallycamehometome:

d-diggity:

girl drop it to the floor

I have deep concerns for the human race


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babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"
"yes"

babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"

"yes"


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(Source: half-cookie)

burnsherlock:

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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perry-dice you fucking idiots

(Source: guy)


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(Source: weirdnessisgood)

bgib:

when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me

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(Source: checkhunter)


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phaselockings:

advertisements for skype on skype

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(Source: hiddencrossbows)


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(Source: kmckayhi)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

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